Oh hi a new one.

In case you were wondering.

Here's some embarrassing facts about me that you may or may not know about me:

1) I used to think that 7-11 and AARP were the same thing.  So I really wanted to go to AARP for Slurpees.

2) When I'm really overtired, I have spastic legs.  This, in turn, prevents me to fall asleep resulting in being wicked overtired and looking like a spaz.

3) I used to think I had two cousins named Harold, but really I have only one.  And I always wondered why I never saw the two at the same time.

4) I once touched a peacock's poop.  I was in Florida and I didn't know what it was.  Since I was pretty careless about what I touched, I was pretty lucky it wasn't a bubonic plague soaked diaper.

5) One time my friend was driving in front of me so I beeped and wanted to stick my head out of the window to shout "hello!" only for my head to find out my window was still rolled up.

6) One time I was late for class like my first semester of college (which seemed to be the trend) and just as I was sitting down, the professor was saying something about the answer to a problem written on the board.  So I basically said the answer since nobody else was answering to which she responded "Thanks Jen, you just told the class an answer to the quiz".  Whatever lady, you look like an owl.

7) Ripped pants at track practice.  That's all I'm saying...

8) I don't drink alcohol what so ever.  But I managed to get pulled over at a DUI checkpoint and the officer asked me "how much I had to drink".

9) I left an entire message on a customer's answering machine about peeing in toilets because I thought I had ended the call.  Buuut I guess I didn't.

10) I threw one of my grandfather's golf clubs in a tree and when he asked how it got up there, I told him that it fell up there.

more to come...