Something funny for a change.

So you know how I'm the self proclaimed Queen of Awkward Moment Witnessing?  Well I've got a new one for you.  At work the other day I had plenty to drink.  I don't know what it is lately, but water and I have become BFFs.  I just cant get enough of it.  So anyway, due to the mass consumption of water/coffee/tea, an inevitable trip to the bathroom was due.  So I walk in and see a coworker of mine (we call her Amish Trudy, I don't know why.  We make up stories about how she rides her horse and buggy to work when the truth is, I've seen her drive in the parking lot.  Whatever, it's funny) standing at the sink WASHING HER FACE saying "get off of meeeee!  get off of meeeeeeeeee!" as she scrubs away the intruders on her face that are only visible to her.  So I book out of there to tell someone, anyone, what I had just witnessed.  So my coworker walks in the bathroom out of disbelief, because who in the world  is going to believe that someone is reprimanding germs invading her face, only to confirm that Amish Trudy had to now fend off the demons that have now spread to her hands.  

Sighhh... at some points in my life, I truly think that I'm being video taped and these awkward moments are all acts for people to get a good laugh out of my reaction.